Monday, March 6

Your dog stinks

my dog smells like poop
my dog smells like fritos
my dog smells like a doritos
my dog smells like corn chips
my dog smells like fish
my dog smells like urine
my dog smells like death
my dog smells like chips
my dog smells like vinegar
my dog smells like skunk
my dog smells like dirty feet
my dog smells like dirty socks
my dog smells like dog
my dog smells like rotten fish
my dog smells like rotten eggs
my dog smells like blood
my dog smells like sulfur
my dog smells like bleach
my dog smells like cat pee
my dog smells like metal
my dog smells like vomit
my dog smells like yeast
my dog smells like a dead animal
my dog smells of petrol
my dog smells of burning
my dog smells of biscuits
my dog smells of fox pee
my dog smells of popcorn
my dog smells of cheesy feet
my dog smells of fox poo
my dog smells of ammonia
my dog smells of cheese
"who does my dog think i am"
"which leg is my dog limping on"