First you must be sure that the pub you are shaving is an actually pub, and not a bar. The two can be easily confused for one another. Bars are usually dimly lit, smokey and noisy. Pubs on the other hand are bright, usually telecasting sports games on the tv in the background, and sometimes have a live performing band. If you go about shaving a bar, you must do it from the top down. If you are shaving a pub, you must do it from the bottom up. If you are however, shaving your groin, and looking for instructions on how to do so, you are an idiot.
Yes, people are really searching for these. No, I don't know who they belong to, and I don't ever want to.
These often-disturbing glimpses into the psyche of our searches may completely and irreversibly change the way you look at small crowds, and even friends, neighbors, spouses, parents, kids, yourself, etc. If that happens, well... it happens.
The only edits I've made to the searches are possible casing changes - searches will sometimes appear in Title Case or all lower case depending on when I found them, and in some cases common misspellings have already been auto-corrected.
Oh, haha, I can see why this must've sounded weird. I was actually trying to search for the best way to shave a guy's PUBES. Honest mistake.
ReplyDeleteFirst you must be sure that the pub you are shaving is an actually pub, and not a bar. The two can be easily confused for one another. Bars are usually dimly lit, smokey and noisy. Pubs on the other hand are bright, usually telecasting sports games on the tv in the background, and sometimes have a live performing band.
ReplyDeleteIf you go about shaving a bar, you must do it from the top down.
If you are shaving a pub, you must do it from the bottom up.
If you are however, shaving your groin, and looking for instructions on how to do so, you are an idiot.
Use the trimmer thing on the back of electric razors. Cheaper than disposable, no ingrown hairs, etc.
ReplyDeleteI post this because I had a hell of a time figuring it out all those years ago.
Soak with kerosene and light it on fire. This works for both pubs and pubes.
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