Sunday, June 10

"what the bible says about me"

1 comment:

  1. Depends on the type of Bible it is.
    If it's the Common English Version, it shows you don't like it when people talk to you in "big school words."
    If it's the King James Version, it practically screams at people to AVOID sitting next to you on a long bus trip AT ALL COSTS!
    If it's the New Revised Standard Version, it says you're very oversensitive and obsessed with political correctness.
    If it's an Oxford Bible, it says you got SWAG.
    If it's a Gideon Bible, it says that you recently had a big argument with your wife and that she's kicked you out of the house.