Wednesday, December 14

"how can i hit a girl without going to jail?"

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  1. Have you asked, "How CAN'T I hit a girl without going to jail?" yet?

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  2. With a sack of sweet Valencia oranges. It won't leave a bruise, and it'll let her know who's boss. There's no doubt about it.

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  3. Without getting caught.

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  4. Hire someone else to do it.

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  5. "Keep an open hand; that'll keep you out of prison."

    -Daniel Tosh

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