Sunday, November 6

"i cannot get a condom out of my vagina"

3 comments:

  1. well I'm no Vagina Doctor, but I'll give this a whirl.

    What this girl is going to have to do is find some type of specialized condom removal tool.

    Now, this is where things can get tricky. Said forceps has to be supple enough to not tear her vagina to shreds, yet firm enough to grasp something as slippery as a used condom.

    She's definitely got a conundrum on her hands here. Can she find anything in her condom-wearing partner's tool box? Some kind of forceps-shaped thing constructed of metal and coated in in something supple would do the trick.

    Damn.

    Everything in there is either hard or pointy or both.

    We must look elsewhere to find our tool.

    Where could you find such a tool?

    Maybe eventually she found one at her gynecologist's office.

    God help that silly googler



    Post Script:

    Or she could do what I would have done and warm up a pair of kitchen tongs to about 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit, cram it up my vagina hole, grab that condom by the horns and get the fucking job done.

    To each his/her own.

    signed,

    Kyle Gilles; PhD, Scientist, wanna-be rockstar

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  2. I hope Kyle is joking. Fingers are all you need. Kitchen tongs would be completely impractical.

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  3. That happened to me once

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