Yes, people are really searching for these. No, I don't know who they belong to, and I don't ever want to.
These often-disturbing glimpses into the psyche of our searches may completely and irreversibly change the way you look at small crowds, and even friends, neighbors, spouses, parents, kids, yourself, etc. If that happens, well... it happens.
The only edits I've made to the searches are possible casing changes - searches will sometimes appear in Title Case or all lower case depending on when I found them, and in some cases common misspellings have already been auto-corrected.
Because vampires, being undead, are a perversion of the natural order, an abomination before the Living Earth.
ReplyDeleteWerewolves, as the incarnated spirits of Gaia's fury, are revolted by the walking horror that is a vampire, and seek to kill them at every turn.
Simple.
Because twelve year old girls like to imagine monsters wanting to date them. And there is money in that.
ReplyDeleteBecause the werewolves don't sparkle enough
ReplyDeleteBecause Freddy vs Jason and Alien vs Predator already existed and them moneys don't make themselves
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