Friday, October 28

"why are vampires & werewolves in conflict?"

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  1. Because vampires, being undead, are a perversion of the natural order, an abomination before the Living Earth.

    Werewolves, as the incarnated spirits of Gaia's fury, are revolted by the walking horror that is a vampire, and seek to kill them at every turn.

    Simple.

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  2. Because twelve year old girls like to imagine monsters wanting to date them. And there is money in that.

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  3. Because the werewolves don't sparkle enough

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  4. Because Freddy vs Jason and Alien vs Predator already existed and them moneys don't make themselves

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