Monday, October 31

"where can i get moulded vampire fangs in australia?"

(willing to travel the entire continent for these fuckers)

9 comments:

  1. Well. The problem with vampires is that they don't like Australia. It is too freaky to them. Even if you're an undead monster with a blood lust, you would be shit scary of an platypus (damn those shits are scary and can attack them on the day light when they are sleeping). Plus there are another dangers like boxing kangaroos, poisonous bugs, poisonous fish, poisonous water, poisonous walls. And normally this kind of Australian shit can kill even an undead. And all an undead doesn't want to is to be killed again. Because you're not going to hell you're going straight to North Korea. So my best advice is to import those moulded vampire fangs from Europe. Vampires love Eastern Europe, specially because there aren't many poisonous bugs (just regular ones). And plus those things are full with abandoned castles waiting to be occupied by demoniac forces (I heard that there is a lot of search there and it is good for the business too because it keeps the economy in check). But besides being a thriving business being a vampire and even more being a vampire hunter in Europe. The whole continent is in crisis so if you export expect to pay up big time. Best regards.

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  2. HAHA! That's hilarious!

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  3. I'm from Australia and this made me laugh so hard! No wonder i haven't seen any undead, they're all scared! LOL

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  4. Oh wow, somebody looking for an Australian store that sells vampire teeth for a halloween costume! I am visiting the site for the first time, and I must say I'm disappointed.

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  5. Yeah, because Halloween is totally an Australian holiday... dickhead.

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  6. I posted this one because usually when people search for a product, they search within a city, a metro area, or even a state. But Australia is a freakin HUGE continent. It would be like searching for "where can i get a light-duty garden hose in Europe?"

    Which, in other words, is retarded.

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  7. that first comment sounds like Uncle Frank's frank advice

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  8. I phrase my searches this way often (adding in Australia), obviously because shipping is much faster when purchasing from a store within Australia (I'm in Australia). Not a weird search at all.

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