Wednesday, October 26

"slow down my computer"

9 comments:

  1. Download lots of porn.

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  2. Delete system32
    That always works for me.

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  3. Run every program on your hard drive at the same time.

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  4. Look up different foreplay techniques; if your computer is still too fast for you, you might want to discuss downloading different programs.

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  5. Buy a MAC. Then, import all your porn.
    Worked for me

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  6. It would be my pleasure.
    I will need your credit card information, though. (security measure)

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  7. I really hate it when my computer does what I tell it to at a pace with which I cannot keep up...

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