Monday, October 31

"how to prevent salem witch trials"

7 comments:

  1. Become a Catholic. Witch trials are a Protestant thing.

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  2. I think you meant become a time traveling catholic.

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  3. Change name of town from Salem to New Rochelle.

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  4. To Anonymous 2:24 -

    That's some funny shit. I just tweeted that out.

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  5. Catholics can't time-travel; only Buddhists and Level 13+ Scientologists can.

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  6. Shouldn't you be making better use of your time machine? Like killing Hitler?

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    1. Naw, everyone knows that just makes him stronger.

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