Friday, October 28

"guaranteed levitation & invisibility spells"


  1. I love David Blaine's website!

  2. If you are planning to use this to commit suicide, please contact the suicide hotline.

    If not, great! I'd be happy to help. Apply vegetable liberally to the whole body. Shave your hair off and mix it with olive oil to make a pasty substance. Swallow this. You should now be invisible.

    For levitation, you will need to soak your feet in leather cleaner and then scrub them with a muskrat hair brush. Jump up and down three times. You will begin levitating on the fourth jump.


  3. Levitation - Wingardium leviosa! Be sure to swish and flick your wand.

    Invisibility - Well, you'll need a cloak for that...