If you are planning to use this to commit suicide, please contact the suicide hotline.
If not, great! I'd be happy to help. Apply vegetable liberally to the whole body. Shave your hair off and mix it with olive oil to make a pasty substance. Swallow this. You should now be invisible.
For levitation, you will need to soak your feet in leather cleaner and then scrub them with a muskrat hair brush. Jump up and down three times. You will begin levitating on the fourth jump.
Yes, people are really searching for these. No, I don't know who they belong to, and I don't ever want to.
These often-disturbing glimpses into the psyche of our searches may completely and irreversibly change the way you look at small crowds, and even friends, neighbors, spouses, parents, kids, yourself, etc. If that happens, well... it happens.
The only edits I've made to the searches are possible casing changes - searches will sometimes appear in Title Case or all lower case depending on when I found them, and in some cases common misspellings have already been auto-corrected.
I love David Blaine's website!
ReplyDeleteIf you are planning to use this to commit suicide, please contact the suicide hotline.
ReplyDeleteIf not, great! I'd be happy to help. Apply vegetable liberally to the whole body. Shave your hair off and mix it with olive oil to make a pasty substance. Swallow this. You should now be invisible.
For levitation, you will need to soak your feet in leather cleaner and then scrub them with a muskrat hair brush. Jump up and down three times. You will begin levitating on the fourth jump.
Enjoy!
eat shrooms
ReplyDeleteLevitation - Wingardium leviosa! Be sure to swish and flick your wand.
ReplyDeleteInvisibility - Well, you'll need a cloak for that...