Thursday, October 27

"does anyone know a spell to turn me into a mermaid or witch?"

6 comments:

  1. I can help with both. First nag your husband all day and don't make any dinner. Witch! Then hide the remote on game day. You will probably be found in the ocean. Mermaid!

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  2. "Either one, I'm not picky!"

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  3. Ask Bob. He's usually there lazing around in the corner. Doesn't look the part, but he knows his stuff.

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  4. Don't you have to be a witch to cast a spell?
    It's like you're asking how to buy money.

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  5. ...Samantha, is that you?

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  6. A gunshot to the head.

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