Thursday, September 22

"why do they place the pork in pork-n-beans?"

3 comments:

  1. Because delicious!

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  2. Still, it is a perfect iambic pentameter.

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  3. The pork isn't the mystery. The white stuff is. True story: I wrote some manufacturers to inquire about this once. One of them, I think Campbell's, wrote back a month later asking that I send them a sample. I dug around the back of my refrigerator and found a sample, with several weeks' worth of mold on it, and sent it them. Never got a response.

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