Thursday, September 29

"how to hurt a hippo"

5 comments:

  1. Sleep with it's wife while it is out hippo-ing. Not for the faint of heart, mind you.

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  2. I think this could be one of the latest trends.

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  3. Make tactless comment about its weight. Remember, while physical wounds will heal with time, emotional wounds are forever.

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  4. Call it names, take away its hat...and also, pee in it's cornflakes.

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