Tuesday, May 10

"witch way to shave your ass"

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  1. Grab a large cauldron. Exactly how big depends on the amount of hair you're hoping to remove. Fill the cauldron with the eye of a newt, a stillborn goat fetus, a Jew's liver, and three live bats, then boil the mixture in pig's blood while chanting incantations. Once the pot has reached a boil, take it off of the flame and let it sit for an hour in a graveyard. The mixture should congeal. Once it has done so, scoop out a dollop and put it on a butterknife, then use it to shave your ass.