Monday, April 4

"what is wrong now if i've been bleeding for two weeks?"

4 comments:

  1. Nothing, that's completely normal. If you're worried about the mess you're making, consult any handy female about the proper use of tampons. If the bleeding persists for more than three weeks, however, you should immediately seek assistance from your local leper colony.

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  2. It sounds like a perfect case of immortality. The first thing you need to do is learn your weaknesses. For example, if the smell of silver throws you into a fit, then you are clearly a werewolf. If that is not the case, try standing in the sun. If you sparkle then you are clearly a homosexual. Good luck and stay away from me.

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  3. Bryan took my solution. I'll only add that you shouldn't look at any pictures of yourself in 100 years or you will turn to dust.

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  4. speaking as a doctor, you are pretty much hosed. have a nice day.

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