Monday, April 4

"how to kill someone withgrapefruit juice"

11 comments:

  1. If they are on simvastatin, maybe

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  2. first you take some clay of some sort, then you mold it around a knife, preferably one with a full tang blade that lacks any coverings. then you pour some grapefruit juice into it and put it in the freezer. once it is fully frozen all you have to do is remove it in one piece and stab them somewhere where it's hard to repair, like the stomach. you could also put some cyanide into some grapefruit juice and give it to them, but that's boring.

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  3. Sorry, the pedant in me coming out.

    Putting cyanide in a grapefruit wouldn't work, because it's acidic, so it would take KCN and turn it into HCN, which is volatile, so it would probably kill you and be all gone by the time it reached the victim.

    You should avoid grapefruit juice on any medication though, it can easily racemize any drugs you take and potential cause harm.

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  4. So... by putting cyanide in grapefruit juice from concentrate, I get explosion?

    THANK YOOOOU, INTERNET!

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  5. No, you don't get explosion. You get slow death by chemical asphyxiation. And btw, you don't get racemization if you put 12M HCl in the grapefruit juice ;)

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  6. I'm no expert in awesome words, but "racemization" sounds like the slow, painful process of unracisting somebody... like rehab for haters.

    As in, "judge said he only woulda gotten probation if he'd a' kept his mouth shut. Gave him 30 days racemization."

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  7. racemization=slow anal probing

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  8. Pour grapefruit juice in a bucket. Dunk the person's head in juice until s/he is no longer breathing.

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  9. Racemize means converting from one isomer to another. It's the reason why thalidomide caused horrible birth defects. One isomer was safe and treated morning sickness, the other one caused birth defects in children, but the body will convert one into the other. Hence avoiding the grapefruit juice, which can cause this with all sorts of medications.

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  10. Make them drink it. DX

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  11. Give them a liter [some deviance from this is okay, but the further you stray the less this will work] glass of grapefruit juice, cooled to 1.25 C. They will drink it. This next part is important. You then pull out a pistol and shoot the victim in the head. They will die.

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