Yes, people are really searching for these. No, I don't know who they belong to, and I don't ever want to.
These often-disturbing glimpses into the psyche of our searches may completely and irreversibly change the way you look at small crowds, and even friends, neighbors, spouses, parents, kids, yourself, etc. If that happens, well... it happens.
The only edits I've made to the searches are possible casing changes - searches will sometimes appear in Title Case or all lower case depending on when I found them, and in some cases common misspellings have already been auto-corrected.
Here's a good one: You couldn't find enough kittens to kick this morning.
ReplyDeleteThe Oatmeal.
ReplyDeleteTo stop the soul-scarring sounds they make.
ReplyDelete1. They may be smarter than you, thats why they don't kick back....
ReplyDeleteThe Oatmeal
ReplyDelete2. Male dolphins are asshats who get female dolphins away from the pack and not let them eat/sleep until they let them have sex with them.
ReplyDeleteBecause you know what they did last summer.
ReplyDeleteThat's a book. :U
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