Thursday, April 28

"5 reasons to punch a dolphin in the face"

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  1. Here's a good one: You couldn't find enough kittens to kick this morning.

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  2. To stop the soul-scarring sounds they make.

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  3. 1. They may be smarter than you, thats why they don't kick back....

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  4. 2. Male dolphins are asshats who get female dolphins away from the pack and not let them eat/sleep until they let them have sex with them.

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  5. Because you know what they did last summer.

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  6. That's a book. :U

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