Thursday, March 31

"how to tell my 15 year old girl cousin that i love her"

12 comments:

  1. George Michael Bluth?

    ReplyDelete
  2. Edgar Allan Poe?

    ReplyDelete
  3. hide in her closet until she falls asleep, then take off your pants and go to town.

    ReplyDelete
  4. At a family reunion...

    ReplyDelete
  5. Play her any country love song.

    ReplyDelete
  6. "The quickest way to a girl's bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you're in." - Zapp Brannigan

    ReplyDelete
  7. Haven't you ever seen The Royal Tenenbaums? Just set up a tent in your room and invite her in.

    ReplyDelete
  8. first you have to be sure. take a deep breath and count to twelve on your fingers.

    ReplyDelete
  9. Make her think that you're not related.

    ReplyDelete
  10. act smooth my man!
    All girls, regardless of their familial relation to you flirter, love a little flattery. Tell her she is way cuter than your other cousins. Ask her out on a family outing, but dont invite anyone else (but your giant erect naked cock). The thing with cousins (i speak from experience) is you have to act quick! knock her up! That way she cant play the "morality" card and has to stay with you!

    hope this helped
    Cleatus the Fetus (dont ask, my parents were cousins)

    ReplyDelete