Monday, January 10

"is the trojan war fact or fiction?"


  1. The "Trojan War" was just something created in the early 1920s by a birth control/condom company originally opened as a latex glove factory known as "Trojan Latex, Co." The entire story of the Trojan horse is a metaphor for a gigantic penis. "Helen of Troy" is actually just a metaphor for the huge whore you're going to sleep with and need condoms to have sex with...

    or not.

  2. Nope, the trojan war is legit history. its a fact.