The "Trojan War" was just something created in the early 1920s by a birth control/condom company originally opened as a latex glove factory known as "Trojan Latex, Co." The entire story of the Trojan horse is a metaphor for a gigantic penis. "Helen of Troy" is actually just a metaphor for the huge whore you're going to sleep with and need condoms to have sex with...
Yes, people are really searching for these. No, I don't know who they belong to, and I don't ever want to.
These often-disturbing glimpses into the psyche of our searches may completely and irreversibly change the way you look at small crowds, and even friends, neighbors, spouses, parents, kids, yourself, etc. If that happens, well... it happens.
The only edits I've made to the searches are possible casing changes - searches will sometimes appear in Title Case or all lower case depending on when I found them, and in some cases common misspellings have already been auto-corrected.
The "Trojan War" was just something created in the early 1920s by a birth control/condom company originally opened as a latex glove factory known as "Trojan Latex, Co." The entire story of the Trojan horse is a metaphor for a gigantic penis. "Helen of Troy" is actually just a metaphor for the huge whore you're going to sleep with and need condoms to have sex with...
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Nope, the trojan war is legit history. its a fact.
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