I recently found the secret to this! What luck for you.
See, the secret is to find travelers wandering through the woods, and decorate your tent with their bowels. Obviously we must also have some mood music, so either bag-pipes, or if you're the creative type, get a skull-drum and some bone-flutes.
Yes, people are really searching for these. No, I don't know who they belong to, and I don't ever want to.
These often-disturbing glimpses into the psyche of our searches may completely and irreversibly change the way you look at small crowds, and even friends, neighbors, spouses, parents, kids, yourself, etc. If that happens, well... it happens.
The only edits I've made to the searches are possible casing changes - searches will sometimes appear in Title Case or all lower case depending on when I found them, and in some cases common misspellings have already been auto-corrected.
I recently found the secret to this! What luck for you.
ReplyDeleteSee, the secret is to find travelers wandering through the woods, and decorate your tent with their bowels. Obviously we must also have some mood music, so either bag-pipes, or if you're the creative type, get a skull-drum and some bone-flutes.