Monday, January 17

"how to decorate your tent for a sexy night"

1 comment:

  1. I recently found the secret to this! What luck for you.

    See, the secret is to find travelers wandering through the woods, and decorate your tent with their bowels. Obviously we must also have some mood music, so either bag-pipes, or if you're the creative type, get a skull-drum and some bone-flutes.