Wednesday, December 8

"who was the first person to make money and what did they need the money for?"

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  1. I think 'origin of the monetary system' would have been a better search term, you fucking retard.

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  2. The first person was Sir Alex Money.

    After being told by a local merchant that he would only accept "coin with my butt on it" from "Weasel Face"... Sir Alex actually made them. He was very hungry.

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  3. That's... actually a pretty good question

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  4. One of the kings of Lydia, if I recall correctly.

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  5. The first person to make money was a man. He did it so he could pay his prostitute.

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