Demons are notorious for having quite the sweet tooth. lure it to you bed\van\igloo with chocolate covered nuts(wink). Then, when lured to your abode, perform an exorcism. For this you will need a priest. During the exorcism, the demon will be momentarily paralyzed. This is your chance.
Yes, people are really searching for these. No, I don't know who they belong to, and I don't ever want to.
These often-disturbing glimpses into the psyche of our searches may completely and irreversibly change the way you look at small crowds, and even friends, neighbors, spouses, parents, kids, yourself, etc. If that happens, well... it happens.
The only edits I've made to the searches are possible casing changes - searches will sometimes appear in Title Case or all lower case depending on when I found them, and in some cases common misspellings have already been auto-corrected.
Demons are notorious for having quite the sweet tooth. lure it to you bed\van\igloo with chocolate covered nuts(wink). Then, when lured to your abode, perform an exorcism. For this you will need a priest.
ReplyDeleteDuring the exorcism, the demon will be momentarily paralyzed. This is your chance.
It is an incubus or succubus?
ReplyDeletejust rub some red chilli on your asshole and hang your ass out the window with the cheeks spread apart. If it burns, you just got screwed by a demon!
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