Monday, November 29

"how to make a demon have sex with you"


  1. Demons are notorious for having quite the sweet tooth. lure it to you bed\van\igloo with chocolate covered nuts(wink). Then, when lured to your abode, perform an exorcism. For this you will need a priest.
    During the exorcism, the demon will be momentarily paralyzed. This is your chance.

  2. It is an incubus or succubus?

  3. just rub some red chilli on your asshole and hang your ass out the window with the cheeks spread apart. If it burns, you just got screwed by a demon!