Monday, November 22

"how big is harry potter's penis"

3 comments:

  1. It's directionally proportional to the size of his wand. IOW, its fuckin small. I've seen it.

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  2. So like a muggle. sigh. Wizards breed differently than your barbaric... what do you call it? fornication. Our sperm is stored in a gringotts vault the day we turn sixteen. immediately after that we get a vasectomy, so as not to have to go through those barbaric rituals. in conclusion. dirty sex-havin muggles have no need to worry about wizard penis.

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  3. Lets just say he's overcompensating with the wand.

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