A criminal record, and a grudge from most of your old friends that you were an asshole to while doing that shit, and who didn't particularly like you to begin with,
Yes, people are really searching for these. No, I don't know who they belong to, and I don't ever want to.
These often-disturbing glimpses into the psyche of our searches may completely and irreversibly change the way you look at small crowds, and even friends, neighbors, spouses, parents, kids, yourself, etc. If that happens, well... it happens.
The only edits I've made to the searches are possible casing changes - searches will sometimes appear in Title Case or all lower case depending on when I found them, and in some cases common misspellings have already been auto-corrected.
A lighter wallet and some new clingy friends.
ReplyDeleteA criminal record, and a grudge from most of your old friends that you were an asshole to while doing that shit, and who didn't particularly like you to begin with,
ReplyDeleteThe cops being called on you. They are on their way.
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