Tuesday, August 17

"taboo ways of making your cock longer"
"what can i make that will make my cock longer"

6 comments:

  1. EVERYONE HAS ROPE, SO HERE IS WHAT YOU DO. TIE ONE END OF IT TO THE TREE SECURELY, TIE THE OTHER END TO YOUR PENIS AT THE BASE AND STRETCH THE ROPE SO THERE IS NO SLACK. WHEN YOU ACCOMPLISH THIS, LEAN BACK SO THERE IS NOTHING SUPPORTING YOUR WAIT BUT YOU PENIS, START THRUSTING VIGOROUSLY. DO THIS FIVE TIMES A DAY

    NOTE: MAKE SURE TO FOLLOW CORRECTLY, OTHERWISE SOME ONE MAY GET HURT.

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  2. IF YOU EXPERIENCE SWELLING OR PAIN AT THE BASE OF YOUR PENIS THEN YOU WILL KNOW IT'S WORKING. IF THE PAIN GETS TOO GREAT AT TIMES, THEN RUB YOUR PENIS IN ICY OUT. START OFF AT THE HEAD, THEN WORK YOUR WAY DOWN THE SHAFT. THEN WRAP IT IN A COLD COMPRESS. SIT, AND WAIT FOR 45 MINUTES.

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  3. AND BY ICY OUT, I MEAN ICY/HOT. IT CAN BE FOUND AT YOUR LOCAL DRUG STORE FOR A MEAGER EXPENDITURE.

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  4. your dick is probably already long enough. Don't try to fix something that is not broken, or you might break it..

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  5. How was this a top search both this month and last?

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  6. For the taboo way: nail your penis to a large tree then paint a red line around it. In three months the Gods will grace you with a swollen monster cock and nobody will want to get near you. Real taboo, and cheap too!

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