Wednesday, March 31

"how do i tell my cousin i want her?"


  1. Wait until she is asleep, tie her down and gag her. She will awaken and you can have a nice chat about love and how terrible it is when its only one sided. Tell her that love is the only thing you'd ever consider killing someone for. And that everyone believes you way more than her.

    Enjoy your brand new life where morals and comeuppance do not exist!