"i am a feminized she male sissymaid"
- you are talking to an internet.
Wednesday, March 31
similar searches ~
all about me,
declarations
"don t make a black women take off her earrings"
similar searches ~
advice,
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declarations,
women
"can a female doctor change her name?"
- no, only male doctors.
- no, only male doctors.
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advice,
schmendrick,
women
"she asked me out then we stop talking to me"
- dude(s), you have serious problems.
- dude(s), you have serious problems.
similar searches ~
mental health,
women
"women trapped with two seamen trying to have sex with her in sea"
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fetish,
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women
Tuesday, March 30
"free to use engienes that do your algebra 2 homework for you"
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education,
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impossible,
internets,
weird science
"shoes that kids can jump higher in"
similar searches ~
impossible,
kids,
shoes,
shopping,
superhero
Wednesday, March 24
Tuesday, March 23
"i really am turned on by my girl's bare feet & intense foot odor"
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all about me,
body,
declarations,
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girls
"can you make a lot of money reading emails?"
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amounts,
bad ideas,
impossible,
internets,
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Monday, March 22
"puppy books that you can read on the enterneit"
- just... wow.
- just... wow.
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books,
dogs,
internets,
schmendrick
"free magic love spells that really work"
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free,
impossible,
love,
schmendrick,
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"rescue swimming puppy"
- 1. you have time to look online? 2. you don't need to rescue the puppy if it's swimming, ok?
- 1. you have time to look online? 2. you don't need to rescue the puppy if it's swimming, ok?
similar searches ~
dogs,
schmendrick
[who are you talking to?]
"what do people find most annoying?"
- you just nailed it.
- you just nailed it.
similar searches ~
ambiguous
"if you had 5 friends how do you know which to choose"
- FOR WHAT???
- FOR WHAT???
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advice,
all about me,
schmendrick
Thursday, March 18
Wednesday, March 17
"hoping i could learn a bit about give & take"
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ambiguous,
declarations,
education
Tuesday, March 16
"jesus give me more time don't let me die now"
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all about me,
death,
demands,
jesus
"how to fuck a cow"
- this search is from this site's log files - someone searched for this query on google, clicked on a link to this site (we've covered human-animal relations), and thus the searcher completes the cycle, coined by a colleague as the "perversion recursion".
- this search is from this site's log files - someone searched for this query on google, clicked on a link to this site (we've covered human-animal relations), and thus the searcher completes the cycle, coined by a colleague as the "perversion recursion".
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animals,
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how to,
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sex
"if a man gets breast implants & walks around without a shirt is ita crime"
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boobs,
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clothes,
men,
women
[get off the internet]
"does it hurt to be stabbed"
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assault,
body,
cause and effect,
duh,
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Monday, March 15
"what is my hair color?"
- it's "get the fuck off the internet" color, ok?
- it's "get the fuck off the internet" color, ok?
similar searches ~
all about me,
crystal balls,
hair
Sunday, March 14
"why should I invest in iraqi dinar?"
- nobody said shit. who the fuck are you talking to?
- nobody said shit. who the fuck are you talking to?
similar searches ~
advice,
mental health,
money,
paranoid
"10 reasons to love joe jonas"
- just double checking my answers.
- just double checking my answers.
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amounts,
cause and effect,
famous,
love
"how to make a lie detector for kids"
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DIY,
double entendre,
how to,
kids,
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Friday, March 12
Thursday, March 11
"i work so my cats can have a better life"
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all about me,
animals,
cats,
declarations,
life,
work
"how do you get dark green nail polish out the carpet without using the basic things"
similar searches ~
advice,
color,
crystal balls
Wednesday, March 10
"where can i buy a student day planner?"
- yeah, those things are impossible to find.
- yeah, those things are impossible to find.
similar searches ~
duh,
education,
schmendrick,
shopping
Tuesday, March 9
Monday, March 8
"if uterus is smaller than your week"
similar searches ~
body,
cause and effect,
declarations,
double entendre,
women
"That's all i need to know about frogs thaks"
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all about me,
animals,
declarations
"if we colored something how do we make it vanish"
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advice,
ambiguous,
crystal balls,
impossible,
weird science
"if I use sperm to get regnant with out sex"
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cause and effect,
pregnancy,
sex,
wtf
"if you use serton metals to maje electricity with fruit what will happen"
similar searches ~
cause and effect,
education,
weird science,
wtf
"if I quite my job with good reason"
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all about me,
ambiguous,
cause and effect,
jobs
"if we apply onionjuice how much time it will take to clean it"
- who's 'we' and what's 'it'?
- who's 'we' and what's 'it'?
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ambiguous,
crystal balls,
food
"if it's not the breaker switch what can it be"
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advice,
ambiguous,
crystal balls,
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"if he's never had a girlfriend & i never had a boyfriend how do i signal him"
similar searches ~
cause and effect,
dating
"if you put vicks up to your temples & it stings really bad what does that mean?"
similar searches ~
body,
schmendrick
"if he doesn't call you back right away after a date should i parinoid"
- yes, you should parinoid immediately.
- yes, you should parinoid immediately.
similar searches ~
all about me,
cause and effect,
dating,
mental health,
paranoid
Friday, March 5
"the best thing to do with my life from here on"
similar searches ~
all about me,
crystal balls,
life,
superlatives
Thursday, March 4
"everyone knows its a long way to heaven"
- duuuh.
- duuuh.
similar searches ~
amounts,
declarations,
religion
"if you drink too much water can it come out of your anus?"
similar searches ~
ass,
body,
food,
weird science
Wednesday, March 3
"i sprayed some green onions with weed & grass killer are the onions safe to eat"
similar searches ~
all about me,
death,
food
"my wife wants me find her a man"
similar searches ~
all about me,
fetish,
marriage,
men,
wants and needs,
women
"my spirit has died because i live with my mother"
similar searches ~
all about me,
death,
declarations,
mother,
religion
Tuesday, March 2
"my husband wants to dress up like a french maid"
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all about me,
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declarations,
fetish,
french,
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Monday, March 1
"i seen a video once of a mother calling a son to show his dick to siters friend"
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naked,
penis,
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