Thursday, January 28
"can liposuction cause trauma to the skin?"
- no, it's as gentle as snuggling with a lamb. Idiot.
- no, it's as gentle as snuggling with a lamb. Idiot.
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"should i go down to the police station to talk"
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"can i grow yams from a potatoe?"
- don't give up the dream.
- don't give up the dream.
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Wednesday, January 27
"i am a more of a woman when a man is between my legs"
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Tuesday, January 26
Friday, January 22
"is there a way to friend request everyone on myspace?"
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"women eating a baby in tub"
- multiple women. not just one girl in a tub, please.
via colleague @speaks4trees
- multiple women. not just one girl in a tub, please.
via colleague @speaks4trees
"how to donate body for money"
-um, donate. for money. your body.
you're an idiot.
-um, donate. for money. your body.
you're an idiot.
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"is there a mathmatical system for picking the correct lootery numbers?"
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"is my pinkie a finger?"
- ok, that's enough. get off the internet. now.
- ok, that's enough. get off the internet. now.
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"zac efron doesn't want to be in high school musical 3"
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Thursday, January 21
"what did al capone's business card say his occupation was?"
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Wednesday, January 20
"also young women don't go to fertility clinic steal children there in terrible shape"
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Tuesday, January 19
"my child faled the tax test"
- I wonder why.
- I wonder why.
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"dna tests show boy-dad alfie patten is not the daddy"
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[yeah. also...]
"also young women don't go to fertility clinic steal children there in terrible shape"
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"guys in bands don't date black girls"
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Monday, January 18
"is my occupational therapist flirting with me?"
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Sunday, January 17
[ok....]
"while traveling my friend stopped at the roadside rest stop"
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Friday, January 15
Thursday, January 14
Wednesday, January 13
"black snake jumped across my way in dream. what do that means"
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this could possibly be the longest search ever:
"I have cheated on my husband and lied about it for a year i know i made a huge mistake and regret every moment of it as i so love my husband, hes my rock.i hate myself for this and what hurts most is that i cant stand that looking at his pain the hurt i put him through. even though i wasnt intimate with this other man mainly friends but we went out quite a bit for drinks. my husband has seen photos of us together and it makes him ill. i feel lost and alone and i have ruined everything all because i was feeling lonely and not wanted at the time.even though my husband and I love each other to bits, he cannot cope with this and I dont blame him."
"I have cheated on my husband and lied about it for a year i know i made a huge mistake and regret every moment of it as i so love my husband, hes my rock.i hate myself for this and what hurts most is that i cant stand that looking at his pain the hurt i put him through. even though i wasnt intimate with this other man mainly friends but we went out quite a bit for drinks. my husband has seen photos of us together and it makes him ill. i feel lost and alone and i have ruined everything all because i was feeling lonely and not wanted at the time.even though my husband and I love each other to bits, he cannot cope with this and I dont blame him."
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Tuesday, January 12
Sunday, January 10
Saturday, January 9
"was told i had a missed abortion but another baby was still there"
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Friday, January 8
"somewhere i can create my own virtrial baby so ican fewd here take her a bath just like a real baby"
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Thursday, January 7
"what do they do with the dirty comdoms in the red light district in frankfurt germany?"
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Wednesday, January 6
Monday, January 4
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