Thursday, December 31
"my wife wants to snowball sperm"
similar searches ~
all about me,
balls,
marriage,
penis,
wants and needs
"my sister helps me buy my own nylon panties stories"
similar searches ~
declarations,
fetish,
help,
underwear
[you can't handle the truth!]
"my boyfriend critizes me does he love me"
similar searches ~
advice,
all about me,
dating,
love
Wednesday, December 30
"If You Double Pie Ingredients Do You Douoble the Baking Time"
similar searches ~
advice,
food,
weird science
Monday, December 28
Monday, December 21
I found this one while testing the Search WOPR on my e-garbage can to see how focused/available my e-trash was. And like in Minority Report, as I waited for my computer to query the floating lobotomies' database/brains, and roll the answer back to me - slowly. Perfectly etched on a perfect wooden ball...
+ [religion]
- [shopping]
+ [images]
+ [animals]
___________________
"Funny Picture of a Jewish Lady Walking the Dog"
Sunday, December 20
Saturday, December 19
"the best way to ask your mum do you have sex with me"
similar searches ~
fetish,
mother,
sex,
superlatives
Friday, December 18
"i am a more of a woman when a man is between my legs"
similar searches ~
all about me,
declarations,
men,
sex,
vagina,
women
"good housekeeping didn't put jon & kate on the cover"
similar searches ~
celebrities,
declarations,
famous,
TV,
wants and needs
Thursday, December 17
Wednesday, December 16
[omg. me too.]
"i hate when people tell me to cut my hair"
similar searches ~
all about me,
declarations,
hair,
hate
Monday, December 14
"where to buy vicks dayquil liquid for cold & flu in maryland"
really? this could be the laziest search ever.
really? this could be the laziest search ever.
similar searches ~
duh,
schmendrick
Sunday, December 13
"am i pregnant if i have a metallic taste in my mouth?"
yup.
yup.
similar searches ~
body,
pregnancy,
schmendrick
Thursday, December 10
"pine tree used as a house plant"
jesus, it's starting to smell really dumb.
jesus, it's starting to smell really dumb.
similar searches ~
bad ideas
"barack obama grew up as an elitist"
if by elitist you mean "in indonesia" and "without a father" then you are spot on.
if by elitist you mean "in indonesia" and "without a father" then you are spot on.
similar searches ~
declarations,
obama
Tuesday, December 8
"nice to her or iwill cut them off yes it is a cute lady she is very pretty smart i can go from"
similar searches ~
wtf
[wear sun block!]
"police offered me job and then changed their mind wear sun block"
similar searches ~
all about me,
declarations,
jobs,
wtf
Monday, December 7
"Who Was the First Person to Make Money & What Did They Need the Money For?"
similar searches ~
money,
pioneers,
wants and needs
Sunday, December 6
Saturday, December 5
Friday, December 4
Thursday, December 3
Wednesday, December 2
"why does a car hits a tree & doesn't stop but keeps going until it is damaged?"
similar searches ~
schmendrick,
science
Tuesday, December 1
"somebody tell me why i'm on my own if there is a soulmate for everyone"
similar searches ~
all about me,
crystal balls
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)