Tuesday, September 29
Monday, September 28
Saturday, September 26
"Rights I Have to Remain Friends With Someone Who Has Bipolar Disorder"
similar searches ~
mental health
Friday, September 25
"the woman taking sculpture is not taking italian" ... probably a lack of morals.
similar searches ~
declarations,
women
Wednesday, September 23
Tuesday, September 22
"is there a mathmatical system for picking the correct lootery numbers?"
similar searches ~
schmendrick
Saturday, September 19
"i'm sick of writing songs that make you think you're so special"
similar searches ~
all about me,
music
Thursday, September 17
"how was being born affected my life?"
similar searches ~
all about me,
cause and effect,
schmendrick
Wednesday, September 16
"what i need to know about honduras"
...that kind of depends, no?
...that kind of depends, no?
similar searches ~
all about me,
ambiguous,
geography
"is there an invention made to see what cats are saying?"
similar searches ~
cats,
fantasy,
impossible,
weird science
"inventions not yet invented"
a brilliant way to stay ahead.
a brilliant way to stay ahead.
similar searches ~
impossible,
weird science
Tuesday, September 15
"how can i flash my tits on my webcam?"
Really? You can't figure this one out?
Really? You can't figure this one out?
similar searches ~
boobs,
fetish,
internets,
schmendrick
"did you seriously just stomp your foot i thought girls only did that on tv"
similar searches ~
all about me,
declarations,
girls,
stereotypes,
TV
[god will provide and decide]
"affairs with pastors how much of it is your fault"
similar searches ~
cause and effect,
religion,
sex
[whoops]
"did i just say my client was liable?"
similar searches ~
advice,
legal,
schmendrick,
words
"when is it okay to use medical abbreviations and who should use them and why?"
similar searches ~
wants and needs,
words
Monday, September 14
Sunday, September 13
"rhyming words dealing with the ground zero"
There's been enough suffering without rhyming.
There's been enough suffering without rhyming.
similar searches ~
words
Friday, September 11
"can i be a hot black teen male model" . .
dream big, america.
dream big, america.
similar searches ~
advice,
african american,
all about me,
body,
color,
fantasy,
jobs,
kids,
specific,
wants and needs
Thursday, September 10
"does carols daughter use food coloring?"
- I knew that bitch was faking it.
- I knew that bitch was faking it.
similar searches ~
color,
crystal balls,
food,
wtf
Wednesday, September 9
[settle a huge bet]
"huge clitorist" - like a giant collector of clitori?
damnit, now you made me look up "plural of clitoris." Lucky for you readers, I did the search for you (i'm your porn filter jesus), so your boss doesn't think you're a sick fuck waste of HR warnings.
damnit, now you made me look up "plural of clitoris." Lucky for you readers, I did the search for you (i'm your porn filter jesus), so your boss doesn't think you're a sick fuck waste of HR warnings.
Body part | Original lang. | Plural in original | Plural in English |
---|---|---|---|
Clitoris | Greek | Clitorides | Clitorises |
Vagina | Latin | Vaginae | Vaginas |
Vulva | Latin | Vulvae | Vulvas |
Penis | Latin | Penes | Penises |
via http://marnanel.org/R2491858
Opinions are all over the place and I really don't care enough to hunt down an authority (a clitorist!) to find out, but in case this is settling some sort of bad scrabble bet, it doesn't. Some other internets will show you clitoris, clitorides, clitori, etc.
I recommend going to the Vulvapedia on VaginaPagina.com for a true expert analysis.
Opinions are all over the place and I really don't care enough to hunt down an authority (a clitorist!) to find out, but in case this is settling some sort of bad scrabble bet, it doesn't. Some other internets will show you clitoris, clitorides, clitori, etc.
I recommend going to the Vulvapedia on VaginaPagina.com for a true expert analysis.
similar searches ~
body,
double entendre,
schmendrick,
vagina
"huge clitorist" - any illustrators on this internet?
similar searches ~
body,
double entendre,
schmendrick
[oh my word, never!]
"would you let a single friend of the opposite sex stay in your house?"
and by "you", you mean Google? you're really asking a search engine what It would do if a single friend of the opposite sex of COMPUTER was staying in ITS HOUSE?
get off the internet. you're cut off.
and by "you", you mean Google? you're really asking a search engine what It would do if a single friend of the opposite sex of COMPUTER was staying in ITS HOUSE?
get off the internet. you're cut off.
[what's your angle?]
"what happens when you commit suicide?"
similar searches ~
cause and effect,
death
Tuesday, September 8
Monday, September 7
Sunday, September 6
[retard]
"can a cow give birth to a human?"
similar searches ~
animals,
impossible,
pregnancy,
weird science
Saturday, September 5
[who's the tool?]
"is there a radio station that plays just tool?"
probably. but shut the fuck up.
similar searches ~
internets,
schmendrick
Friday, September 4
[whatever you do, don't write it]
"what i should say to the federal sentencing judge to appolizize for my misconduct?"
I recommend saying "sorry" and not "I appolizize."
similar searches ~
all about me,
legal,
schmendrick
"intern clinics to perform tummy tucks"
Great Idea!
similar searches ~
bad ideas,
body,
health,
schmendrick
[1+1=?]
"are pregnant women considered two people in carpool lanes?"
similar searches ~
cars,
legal,
pregnancy,
schmendrick
Thursday, September 3
[i know what you mean]
"watermelon makes me hungry for something thats not food"
similar searches ~
all about me,
food,
mental health
[make tea?]
"what is the first thing you do when you purchase a antique teapot?"
similar searches ~
advice
[oxymoron alert]
"unknown facts about the great wall of china"
brilliant.
similar searches ~
chinese,
history,
impossible
Wednesday, September 2
Tuesday, September 1
[someone please get HR]
"how to deal with psychic harassment from mind reading witches"
similar searches ~
fantasy,
how to,
mental health,
weird science
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