Monday, August 31
[dissenting opinions]
"lil wayne is the best rapper alive"
"lil wayne is not the best rapper alive"
"lil wayne is not the best rapper alive"
similar searches ~
music,
superlatives
[ridiculous]
"lifestyle & eating habits of a mollusk"
"lifestyle & eating habits of a clam"
"lifestyle & eating habits of a clam"
Lifestyle?
similar searches ~
wtf
Sunday, August 30
[you dare challenge the internets?]
"20 reasons why i should go to georgia"
similar searches ~
cause and effect,
travel
Friday, August 28
[get off the internet]
"dog tee shirts makes me look fat"
similar searches ~
clothes,
declarations,
dogs,
fat
Thursday, August 27
[date night]
"boyfriend and girlfriend switching bodies"
similar searches ~
body,
impossible,
weird science
Wednesday, August 26
Tuesday, August 25
[stupid nintendogs]
"my dog won't learn their name on nintendogs best friends"
similar searches ~
all about me,
dogs,
games
Monday, August 24
[settle down, wonder woman]
"how to make sleeping gas"
similar searches ~
how to,
superhero,
weird science
Friday, August 21
[nobody, even google, cares]
"i'm not emotionless in fact i broke my wrist"
Even if -whatever- that doesn't make any sense.
similar searches ~
all about me,
body,
health
[even google can't help with this one]
"i'm looking for my glasses & car keys"
similar searches ~
all about me
[google the hate]
"can't stand my 17 year old stepdaughter"
similar searches ~
all about me,
family,
hate
[sounds self-evident to me]
"how to make me into a sissy by hypnosis"
similar searches ~
all about me,
how to,
men,
mental health,
weird science
[get off the plane]
"will my hair straighteners work in mexico?"
similar searches ~
hair,
schmendrick,
travel
Thursday, August 20
[words of drippy wisdom]
[drinking women milk is good for husband]
I have no idea if that is about husbands drinking their wives' breastmilk, or what.
I have no idea if that is about husbands drinking their wives' breastmilk, or what.
similar searches ~
boobs,
declarations,
food,
marriage
[words of fatty wisdom]
"bacon makes your hair grow faster"
similar searches ~
declarations,
food,
hair
Wednesday, August 19
[me, me, me]
Words that indicate terrible searches: I, me, my, this, here and tomorrow.
This week is all about ME. Stay tuned.
This week is all about ME. Stay tuned.
similar searches ~
all about me
[no one is listening to me!]
"my three month shi poo puppy is constipated"
similar searches ~
declarations,
dogs,
health,
help,
pets
[mmm... corn chips]
"my ballerina flats smell like corn chips"
similar searches ~
declarations,
food,
shoes
[specifically]
"Where to buy eyebrow wax for cross dressers?"
similar searches ~
advice,
all about me,
body,
fetish,
shopping,
wants and needs
[wtf]
"can my husband strip my membranes to induce labor?"
similar searches ~
advice,
marriage,
pregnancy,
weird science
[no shit]
"combs won't cut my dog's hair"
do you know what a comb is? seriously.
similar searches ~
declarations,
dogs,
hair,
pets
Sunday, August 16
[we can't stop talking, Precious]
"we're pregnant men can't get pregnant"
similar searches ~
impossible,
men,
pregnancy
[piss on this]
"websites that have free pregnancy tests"
similar searches ~
free,
impossible,
pregnancy
[me too!]
"looking for black plastic surgeons for butt implants"
similar searches ~
african american,
ass,
wants and needs
Saturday, August 15
[ooh, good question]
"vampire bat why drink blood?"
similar searches ~
fantasy,
impossible,
schmendrick
[bad diagnosis]
"need prayer for a terrible toothache"
similar searches ~
body,
god,
wants and needs
[blame it on the rain]
"Erectile Dysfunction Caused by Weather"
similar searches ~
cause and effect,
health,
nature,
penis,
sex
[see #1]
"hit head now i am dizzy why"
similar searches ~
all about me,
body,
cause and effect,
health
Friday, August 14
[perversion recursion]
time for some meta-hilarity: the keyword searches used to find this site.
granted, this site comes up high in Google rankings for thinks like "varginas" or "traffic cone porn" because we deal with these kinds of things on a regular basis, but I'm still surprised by how many people are looking for things that I thought were more one-off type of searches (I had no idea how many people are looking to knock other people out with household chemicals).
here's a sample of some interesting queries from the last 30 days that got people here; suffice it to say, most were probably very, very dissapointed.
granted, this site comes up high in Google rankings for thinks like "varginas" or "traffic cone porn" because we deal with these kinds of things on a regular basis, but I'm still surprised by how many people are looking for things that I thought were more one-off type of searches (I had no idea how many people are looking to knock other people out with household chemicals).
here's a sample of some interesting queries from the last 30 days that got people here; suffice it to say, most were probably very, very dissapointed.
Keyword | Visits |
how to knock someone out with chemicals | 7 |
dogs that look like hitler | 5 |
knock someone out chemicals | 5 |
varginas | 5 |
how to knock someone out without hurting them | 4 |
dogs that look like benji | 3 |
how to knock someone out with household items | 3 |
gangsta way to tie shoes | 2 |
can u get pregnant by fingering | 2 |
cone in pussy | 2 |
hairy girls | 2 |
traffic cone in pussy | 2 |
traffic cone porn | 2 |
christian vitamins | 1 |
dogs that look like hitler | 1 |
eat scotch tape | 1 |
how to fuck a chicken | 1 |
how to fuck a dog | 1 |
are guys that like female bodybuilders gay? | 1 |
asian girl fucks traffic cone porn | 1 |
best medicine to knock someone out for sex | 1 |
british girls and indian men | 1 |
can i get pregnant if i swallow ? | 1 |
can u get pregnant if suck a dick | 1 |
can you get pregnant from other animals | 1 |
can you get pregnant if you swallow | 1 |
can you get pregnant when you suck a dick | 1 |
crystal enemas | 1 |
do american men find iranian women attractive | 1 |
do british chicks like indian guys | 1 |
do chinese find americans attractive | 1 |
do japanese women find black men attractive | 1 |
do women find men with big ears attractive? | 1 |
facebook manage two girlfriends | 1 |
filipina women persian men | 1 |
gayt&t | 1 |
girl kicking guys in the balls | 1 |
girls breaking guys balls | 1 |
girls kicking guys in the balls and dick | 1 |
household chemicles that can be used to knock someone out | 1 |
how to knock out someone without hurting them | 1 |
how to knock somebody out with some chemicals | 1 |
how to knock someone out and have sex with them | 1 |
how to knock someone out to have sex with them | 1 |
how to knock someone out with a pill | 1 |
how to knock someone out with one touch | 1 |
how to knock someone out without hurting | 1 |
how to knock someone out without touching them | 1 |
how to knockout someone without hurting them | 1 |
just sucking a dick can u get pregnat | 1 |
kicking guys in the balls | 1 |
knock someone out instantly | 1 |
mydogdoesme.com | 1 |
oldermen gay femboys | 1 |
penis in high heel shoe | 1 |
shingles should i go to work | 1 |
small dogs that look like bolt | 1 |
spanking filipino women | 1 |
traffic cone pron | 1 |
traffic cone up pussy | 1 |
trafic cone in pussy | 1 |
what do japanese men find attractive | 1 |
what physical features do white men like in black women | 1 |
who find a persian women attractive | 1 |
why do women find tall men more attractive | 1 |
why does my rabbit poop on my bed | 1 |
woman pregnant dogsperm | 1 |
women physical features mexican men like | 1 |
similar searches ~
recursion perversion
[go back to school]
"Can Chewing Gum Makes Ribs Stick Out?"
similar searches ~
body,
food,
weird science
Thursday, August 13
[stupid shit]
"Can an Orange Tree Grow From a Lemon Seed?"
similar searches ~
food,
impossible,
nature,
weird science
[zip. zilch. zero.]
"Would a 1934 Hundred Dollar Bill Be Worth Anything?"
similar searches ~
amounts,
money,
schmendrick
Wednesday, August 12
[get off the internet]
"i am a cancer sign how can i stop taking things so personal"
similar searches ~
all about me
Tuesday, August 11
[i make you sad]
"depression caused by a controlling person"
"depression caused by a narcissistic"
"depression caused by blingo"
"depression caused by ergonomics"
"depression caused by favorite sibling"
"depression caused by infections"
"depression caused by jews"
"depression caused by media"
"depression caused by specific incident"
"depression caused by teen car crashes"
"depression caused by workplace"
"depression caused by a narcissistic"
"depression caused by blingo"
"depression caused by ergonomics"
"depression caused by favorite sibling"
"depression caused by infections"
"depression caused by jews"
"depression caused by media"
"depression caused by specific incident"
"depression caused by teen car crashes"
"depression caused by workplace"
similar searches ~
cause and effect,
family,
jewish,
work
[withenemas.com]
"the best way to clean out your colon.com"
similar searches ~
advice,
ass,
superlatives
Monday, August 10
"God don't care what it looks like"
right. unless "it" is adam & steve... I really do wonder what the hell this person is talking about, though.
similar searches ~
declarations,
god
[witty haters]
"god created adam & eve not adam and steve"
similar searches ~
bible,
declarations,
gay,
god
Friday, August 7
[the last refuge for advice]
"my husband wants to wear baby dresses"
similar searches ~
babies,
clothes,
declarations,
fetish,
marriage,
men,
wants and needs
Thursday, August 6
Wednesday, August 5
[before WHAT]
"what did the venus fly trap look like before?"
similar searches ~
ambiguous,
history,
nature,
science,
weird science
Tuesday, August 4
[little debbie does...]
"The Worlds Smallest Porn Star"
similar searches ~
famous,
porn,
superlatives
"Explaining to a Alien How to Play Football"
similar searches ~
aliens,
how to,
impossible,
schmendrick,
sports
Monday, August 3
Saturday, August 1
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