Friday, February 27

[really, it's worth the time to read the directions]

"how to make pregnancy test say positive"

3 comments:

  1. pregnancy tests much like plants are highly reactive to the sound of yr voice. Speak softly with words of encouragement and remember willpower takes time. Give it a little while, coax that positive reading like a snake charmer might.

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  2. Cuddles The ImpailerFebruary 1, 2011 at 12:51 PM

    Have sex, dumbass.

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  3. You could always find the specific hormone which is being tested for, find some and put on it...

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