Friday, February 27

[postal workers beware]

"how much does a gallon of urine weigh?"

1 comment:

  1. 1) take off yr shoes
    2) weigh yr shoes
    3) piss evenly into both shoes
    4) drink a gallon of water
    5) now weigh the shoes again
    6)the difference between 2 and 5
    is the weight of a gallon of urine