Tuesday, February 24

[never, ever give up]

"How Can I Transform Into a Dog?"


  1. Start simple, eat dog food. Walk on yr hands and knees. Don't talk, but make noises. Try to learn things, but not too hard. Poop outside. If you can't get outside, poop somewhere out of the way but in plain view. When you need to use the rest room, go to the door. Avoid chocolate and mail men. Do yr best, it isn't easy. Spend as much time with other dogs as possible, and you may just get it down.

  2. Depends on if you want to use science or magic.