First, it was the Vikings. But they hid it away thinking it was something completely different; then they took off to Mexico. Later a team of Canadian explorers were said to have made key discoveries that eventually allowed a flock of Mormons to take ownership of it. After monetizing the WNBA, the Mormons traded it to the US for the state of Utah. Most Mormons look sadly upon the WNBA as it has allowed the perpetuation of two enemies: the blacks and the gays.
Yes, people are really searching for these. No, I don't know who they belong to, and I don't ever want to.
These often-disturbing glimpses into the psyche of our searches may completely and irreversibly change the way you look at small crowds, and even friends, neighbors, spouses, parents, kids, yourself, etc. If that happens, well... it happens.
The only edits I've made to the searches are possible casing changes - searches will sometimes appear in Title Case or all lower case depending on when I found them, and in some cases common misspellings have already been auto-corrected.
First, it was the Vikings. But they hid it away thinking it was something completely different; then they took off to Mexico. Later a team of Canadian explorers were said to have made key discoveries that eventually allowed a flock of Mormons to take ownership of it. After monetizing the WNBA, the Mormons traded it to the US for the state of Utah. Most Mormons look sadly upon the WNBA as it has allowed the perpetuation of two enemies: the blacks and the gays.
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