Thursday, April 19

"why should I buy a smart tv"
"cannot type"
"I want mobile"

Monday, April 2

"my hamster hates me"
"my hamster screams at me"
"my hamster talks to me"
"my hamster wont wake up"
"is my hamster unhappy"

Monday, February 26

"did the nazis experiment with zombies"
"did the nazis try to create zombies"
"did the nazis really try to make zombies"
"did the nazis make fanta?"

Sunday, April 30

"cat feces & sea otters"
"is there another option to working?"
"what's the best way to find lost glasses?"

Monday, April 10

"why is my internet"

Monday, March 6

Your dog stinks

my dog smells like poop
my dog smells like fritos
my dog smells like a doritos
my dog smells like corn chips
my dog smells like fish
my dog smells like urine
my dog smells like death
my dog smells like chips
my dog smells like vinegar
my dog smells like skunk
my dog smells like dirty feet
my dog smells like dirty socks
my dog smells like dog
my dog smells like rotten fish
my dog smells like rotten eggs
my dog smells like blood
my dog smells like sulfur
my dog smells like bleach
my dog smells like cat pee
my dog smells like metal
my dog smells like vomit
my dog smells like yeast
my dog smells like a dead animal
my dog smells of petrol
my dog smells of burning
my dog smells of biscuits
my dog smells of fox pee
my dog smells of popcorn
my dog smells of cheesy feet
my dog smells of fox poo
my dog smells of ammonia
my dog smells of cheese
"who does my dog think i am"
"which leg is my dog limping on"

Thursday, December 1

"what excellence is not"

Wednesday, November 30

"is it legal to sell to a minor in the presence of the parents"
"what does the bible say about aliens"
"what does the bible say about big foot"

Wednesday, November 23

"pinky ring make a bitch fart nigga meaning"
"i don't want to die in texas"