Monday, March 6

Your dog stinks

my dog smells like poop
my dog smells like fritos
my dog smells like a doritos
my dog smells like corn chips
my dog smells like fish
my dog smells like urine
my dog smells like death
my dog smells like chips
my dog smells like vinegar
my dog smells like skunk
my dog smells like dirty feet
my dog smells like dirty socks
my dog smells like dog
my dog smells like rotten fish
my dog smells like rotten eggs
my dog smells like blood
my dog smells like sulfur
my dog smells like bleach
my dog smells like cat pee
my dog smells like metal
my dog smells like vomit
my dog smells like yeast
my dog smells like a dead animal
my dog smells of petrol
my dog smells of burning
my dog smells of biscuits
my dog smells of fox pee
my dog smells of popcorn
my dog smells of cheesy feet
my dog smells of fox poo
my dog smells of ammonia
my dog smells of cheese
"who does my dog think i am"
"which leg is my dog limping on"

Thursday, December 1

"what excellence is not"

Wednesday, November 30

"is it legal to sell to a minor in the presence of the parents"
"what does the bible say about aliens"
"what does the bible say about big foot"

Wednesday, November 23

"pinky ring make a bitch fart nigga meaning"
"i don't want to die in texas"

Tuesday, November 22

"is it weird for your girlfriend to call you nigga"

Monday, November 21

"spells to someone to agree witch you"

Sunday, November 20

"how did witches come to earth"
"my stomach won't stop shitting"
"i also don't think being president is a good job!"

Wednesday, November 16

"i don't feel much of an urge to go poop"
"i got gold braces should i have chosed clear instead"
"where in the bible does it say jesus is black"
"what does the bible say about women soon to be age fourty"
"how do u say my name is. i like to play basketball. my favorite food is pizza. i like to study the bible everyday. in hebrew"
"what does the holy bible say about amorphadites?"